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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 03:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

New Research Reveals That Humans Are Seasonal Animals - SciTechDaily

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Loons and Moons

What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Can the belief of not worshipping Christ held by Jehovah's Witnesses be disproven using scripture alone?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Cloudy skies can’t dim joy as thousands fill nation’s capital for World Pride parade - AP News

share office space ...

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why is rap* a crime?

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?

Thumbs down again.

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The two rules investors need to follow right now as the S&P 500 eyes a return to 6,000 - MarketWatch

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?