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12.06.2025 03:04

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
New Research Reveals That Humans Are Seasonal Animals - SciTechDaily
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are some examples of unofficial acts by presidents?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Loons and Moons
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Cloudy skies can’t dim joy as thousands fill nation’s capital for World Pride parade - AP News
share office space ...
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?
Thumbs down again.
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The two rules investors need to follow right now as the S&P 500 eyes a return to 6,000 - MarketWatch
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They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...